Little Boy

[SeaDog0824]

A little boy was sitting on the sidewalk with a bottle of Turpentine.  He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world:Turpentine.
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.The little boy replied,well if you rub turpentine on a cat's rear end, he'll pass a Harley Davidson.

[Dianna]