I'm not afraid of anything...

[bayou girl]

Story  from a Kansas State Highway  Patrol officer:


I  made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day  for  speeding on  U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73  just East of Sedan ,  KS.
I  asked for her driver's license, registration, and  proof of insurance.

The  lady took out the required information and handed it  to  me. In  with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her  advanced  age) to  see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her  and ask  if she  had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45  automatic in her glove  box. Something---body  language, or the way she said it---made me  want to  ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to  also  having a  9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask  one  more time  if that was all. She responded once again that she  did  have just  one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked  her  what was she so afraid  of.

She  looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a darn thing!"

[sunsoaker]

 

Sounds like my mother when she was alive.

[Dianna]

 

[Tina]

I love this one.

[landofoz]

That is hilarious!!