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The Ring
« on: Sep 24, 2007, 06:53:12 PM »
A blonde girl has just purchased a new convertible and is pulling out of the lot.

As she is merging into traffic she switches lanes and cuts the man behind her over.

At the next light he signals for her to pull over to the shoulder and she stupidly does.

"What in the world possessed you to cut me off?" he asks her.

"I don't know. It wasn't on purpose." she replies.

"Oh, really? Here...don't step out of this circle."

The man draws and imaginary circle around the blonde's feet with his finger."No matter what, don't move!"

With that he turns around and keys her car.

When he turns and faces her he she's that she is stifling a laugh.

"You think that's funny? Then watch this!" He bashes her windshields with his fist and cracks her side mirrors.

But when he turns around, she's still cracking up.

"Ok sugar, your just gonna have to laugh your way home now!"

With that he slashes all her tires, kicks he muffler, bashes her door handles in and reaches in through the open roof and rips her leather interior.

He's content now, turns around, and sees tears streaming down her face from laughing so hard.,

"WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY??" he asks her.

She stops laughing, gasping for breath, and explains: "every time you turned around...I stepped out of the circle!"
"Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my heart, and bless me, my family, my home, and my friends, in Jesus' name. Amen!"

 

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