Topic: Don't Mess With Older Women

[Tina]

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please??

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one??

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.?

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not??

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it??

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what??

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see ?

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir??

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner??

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? ?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

[Triss]

Now that is a good one.  Not one anyone would want to try in this day and age.

[Dianna]

We older women can think on our feet!