The tech being me - one of my roles at my previous school, asides from OHS, full time teaching of science, math, Physics and Chemistry was being a network admin and IT tech (oh the joys of small rural schools!).
Anyways, one Saturday I was doing what i usually do, lying down on the floor, half underneath a bench, fixing the cabling....
every single day, a local cat - a great big ball of happy fluff would wander in, pad itself down and sleep....
...on my chest!!!
That cat followed me everywhere, to classes, to meetings, and so forth...
I must admit, I enjoyed the company and would many long discussions with the cat. An example:
Me "Darn this 'puter, why is it not working???"
Cat "Meow!"
Me "I should throw the darned thing out the window"
Cat "groooooowl"
Me "Hmmm, you're right, I'll keep trying"
Cat "purrrrr"
That cat made more sense than most humans