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Ads in MN newspaper
« on: Jan 22, 2010, 11:59:07 AM »
A friend sent me this and said they were really in a MN newpaper.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie .

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Re: Ads in MN newspaper
« Reply #1 on: Jan 22, 2010, 12:05:02 PM »
 :rofl1:

I love the first one...
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Re: Ads in MN newspaper
« Reply #2 on: Jan 22, 2010, 12:12:37 PM »
I think this one

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

is economically as well as environmentally friendly.  Save money and water.

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Re: Ads in MN newspaper
« Reply #3 on: Jan 22, 2010, 12:20:07 PM »
NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby

This one might be me in six weeks... hysteria
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Re: Ads in MN newspaper
« Reply #4 on: Jan 22, 2010, 12:25:21 PM »
 :542:  Mariachi's here you come.

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« Reply #5 on: Jan 22, 2010, 12:32:05 PM »
:laughmao:  Those are good!

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Re: Ads in MN newspaper
« Reply #6 on: Jan 22, 2010, 01:38:36 PM »
Those are great!  Just the kind of ad I would call were I looking for any of those items.

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Re: Ads in MN newspaper
« Reply #7 on: Jan 22, 2010, 01:43:17 PM »
A friend sent me this and said they were really in a MN newpaper.
A friend sent me this and said they were really in a MN newpaper.






JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.





JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.



How the heck will they wash their towels?
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Re: Ads in MN newspaper
« Reply #8 on: Jan 22, 2010, 06:05:51 PM »
in the swimming pool where they bathe I suppose.

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Re: Ads in MN newspaper
« Reply #9 on: Jan 22, 2010, 06:35:59 PM »
ewwwww

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Re: Ads in MN newspaper
« Reply #10 on: Jan 22, 2010, 06:55:22 PM »
Triss, you haven't lived until you've taken a bath in the pool.

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Re: Ads in MN newspaper
« Reply #11 on: Jan 22, 2010, 07:08:59 PM »
Who is to say I haven't? :grinnnn:  Then again I am not a nudist nor do I wash my towels in the pool.

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Re: Ads in MN newspaper
« Reply #12 on: Jan 22, 2010, 07:23:32 PM »
I could be a nudist.  Can you imagine not having to think about what to wear.  Imagine the money you'd save.  Just wouldn't have a pocket to put it in.





Closet Nudie...
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Re: Ads in MN newspaper
« Reply #13 on: Jan 22, 2010, 07:42:02 PM »
Can't leave you alone for a minute and expect you to behave, can we? hysteria
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Re: Ads in MN newspaper
« Reply #14 on: Jan 22, 2010, 07:42:59 PM »
that's the towel I wash in Dianna's pool.

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Re: Ads in MN newspaper
« Reply #15 on: Jan 22, 2010, 08:05:20 PM »
 hysteria

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Re: Ads in MN newspaper
« Reply #16 on: Jan 22, 2010, 10:24:05 PM »
:giggle: those are cute!
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