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Offline bayou girl

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Best speeding excuse ever!
« on: Aug 01, 2011, 11:14:10 PM »
Best speeding excuse ever!

When asked by a young patrol officer "Do You know you were speeding?"

This 83-year-old woman gave the young officer an ear to ear smile and stated: 

"Yes , but .... I had to get there before I forgot where I was going."

The officer put his ticket book away and bid her good day.


Makes perfectly good sense to me.
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Re: Best speeding excuse ever!
« Reply #1 on: Aug 01, 2011, 11:19:28 PM »
A great officer!
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Re: Best speeding excuse ever!
« Reply #2 on: Aug 02, 2011, 06:30:17 AM »
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