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Offline bayou girl

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I'm not afraid of anything...
« on: Sep 19, 2011, 08:20:56 PM »
Story  from a Kansas State Highway  Patrol officer:


I  made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day  for  speeding on  U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73  just East of Sedan ,  KS.
I  asked for her driver's license, registration, and  proof of insurance.

The  lady took out the required information and handed it  to  me. In  with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her  advanced  age) to  see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her  and ask  if she  had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45  automatic in her glove  box. Something---body  language, or the way she said it---made me  want to  ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to  also  having a  9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask  one  more time  if that was all. She responded once again that she  did  have just  one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked  her  what was she so afraid  of.

She  looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a darn thing!"
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Re: I'm not afraid of anything...
« Reply #1 on: Sep 19, 2011, 08:57:48 PM »
 hysteria :laugh1: :laughpound: :laughmao:

Sounds like my mother when she was alive.
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Re: I'm not afraid of anything...
« Reply #2 on: Sep 19, 2011, 09:32:20 PM »
 :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:
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Re: I'm not afraid of anything...
« Reply #3 on: Sep 19, 2011, 10:08:18 PM »
I love this one.
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Re: I'm not afraid of anything...
« Reply #4 on: Sep 19, 2011, 11:37:33 PM »
That is hilarious!!   :rofl1: :rofl1:

 

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