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Offline Dianna

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Man Ain't Got No Sense
« on: Jan 20, 2012, 10:00:51 PM »
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that..."
"Be careful what you water your dreams with. Water them with worry and fear and you will produce weeds that choke the life from your dream. Water them with optimism and solutions and you will cultivate success." - Lao Tzu

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Re: Man Ain't Got No Sense
« Reply #1 on: Jan 20, 2012, 10:38:10 PM »
 hysteria :laugh1:
Dear Lord, On this day, please wrap your arm around my shoulder and keep your hand over my mouth.  Amen

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Re: Man Ain't Got No Sense
« Reply #2 on: Jan 21, 2012, 12:12:00 AM »
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