The Broken ....... Mower
When the lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, Jennifer kept hinting to George that he should get it fixed. But, somehow he always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to him.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When George arrived home one day, he found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. George was gone only a minute, and when he came out again he handed her a toothbrush.
George said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say George will walk again, but he will always have a limp.
Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
