Bubba goes to a revival.
The preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward for prayer.
Bubba gets in line.
The preacher says, "Bubba, what's your need?"
Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear and prays.
After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "Bubba, how's your hearing now?"
Bubba says, "I don't know, Preacher, it's not until next Wednesday.